Welcome to Shrek's Corporate Swamp! Where fairy tales go to die and dreams are made of goop. This ain't your grandparent's swamp, folks. No more lazy days lounging on lily pads, we're talking high-powered villains vying for control of the swamp.

Think you can cut it in this cutthroat industry? You'll need to be quick on your toes, because the only thing worse than a fairy godmother is an office water cooler chat.

• Piranha Pizza: It's fresh out of the cauldron
• Donkey Kong Express: Get your toxic waste delivered with a roar

So come on down to Shrek's Corporate Swamp, where the coffee is swampy, and the dreams are greener than ever!

Donkey Wants That 9-to-5 Life Perhaps Thanks

This donkey just isn't feeling the whole nine-to-five grind. He might be a hard worker, but that office life just ain't for them. There's something about those fluorescent lights and cubicles that just makes like a terrible idea. Let him a nice, wide open field any day.

• She likes to eat grass, not paperwork.
• The only spreadsheets she needs are the ones made of dirt.
• Breaks in his schedule usually involve naps and munching on hay, not coffee runs.

Shrek 2: HR Nightmare in Fairy Tale Land

Fairy Tale Land's human resources department is in a total shambles. It seems the arrival of Shrek and Fiona has sparked an unprecedented wave of controversy. Prince Charming, desperate to secure his rightful place as ruler, has lodged a formal complaint against Shrek, alleging discrimination. Meanwhile, Fairy Godmother's involvement in the company hierarchy is causing tension amongst the personnel. A heated argument has erupted over the raise of Gingerbread Man, while Pinocchio's untruthful behavior is under scrutiny. The circumstances are volatile, and the HR team is struggling to keep up.

Will Donkey be able to arbitrate this fairy tale fiasco? Or will Fairy Tale Land become a hotbed of workplace anarchy?

Shrek 3: Pink Slip Blues and Donkey's Retirement Plan

Alright, folks, let me explain you about this crazy situation in Shrek 3. So, our favorite ogre, Shrek, is feeling the heat of being king. Turns out, ruling a kingdom isn't all happily ever afters. He gets a terrible message about his job abilities, basically saying he's struggling.

Now, Donkey is feeling the urge to kick back. He's tired of all the troubles and wants to live life easy. But here's the catch: there's a big problem with Donkey's retirement plan. It involves his family and some seriously outlandish plans that could ruin everything.

Stay tuned to find out if Shrek can salvage his kingdom and if Donkey can ever truly retire. This adventure is about to get unexpected.

Drowning in Work Like Shrek Has a Full Swamp

Man, I'm swamped/bogged down/buried at work right now. It's like Shrek/a dragon/the whole swamp decided to move in and make a mess/take over/ruin everything. My to-do list is longer than Donkey's legs, and I haven't even had check here time to grab a bite to eat/swing by the bathroom/catch my breath. I just need a break/want to disappear into the swamp/wish for a magic potion!

• Maybe I'll go for a walk in the mud
• I wish someone would rescue me from this mess

Darn| Dragon's Lit ; She's Memeing It Up

Oh bro, you won't believe what happened. That radical dragon, the one with the scales that sparkle? Yeah, she's super occupied. You see, she's chillin' on the web, dropping some seriously epic memes. Apparently, dragon existence isn't just about roasting marshmallows anymore. She's a total meme lord now!